1.     It’ll kick start your yoga practice (or start it if you haven’t gotten around to actually practicing).

 

2.     It goes great with a cleanse (hell, you’re gonna be miserable anyway).

 

3.     It’s a way to spend time with your partner in a shared activity (without having to talk to them).

 

4.     It’s ten bucks. Come on.

 

5.     It’ll leave you feeling great (there are 51 other weekends in the year to drink and pass out).

 

6.     It’s an excuse to avoid social engagements you don’t want to attend (I’ll be on a yoga retreat).

 

7.     When was the last time you did it twice in one day (yoga, that is)?

 

8.     It’s a lot cheaper than therapy. Ten bucks. Come on. It’s cheaper than a cheap yoga class.

 

9.     It's good for you (just in case you have been living under a rock: yoga is good for you).

 

10.   It’ll give you something to do this weekend.

 

 

(Reignite your yoga routine!)

 

 

THE DIRTY WEEKEND: FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT THEIR VACATIONS TO BE VACATIONS, NOT YOGA RETREATS.